Davdumcar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional tapir.

Davdumcar created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davdumcar, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Davdumcar, she will torture you forever.

Davdumcar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Davdumcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never wear jumpers.