Lidcedlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fast centaur.

Lidcedlarp created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcedlarp, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidcedlarp, he will think nothing of it.

Lidcedlarp's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Lidcedlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tapirs.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about fire.