Dabqueegdub is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, cheerful warg.

Dabqueegdub created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dabqueegdub, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dabqueegdub, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dabqueegdub's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dabqueegdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Run away if nine birds approach from the south.

4. Always obey Dabqueegdub's priests.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.