Sidomin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent crab.

Sidomin created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidomin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sidomin, she will send you a sign.

Sidomin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sidomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Worship no other gods but Sidomin.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.