Stigbabdiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful parrot.

Stigbabdiss created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigbabdiss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stigbabdiss, she will turn you into a dog.

Stigbabdiss' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Stigbabdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Stigbabdiss loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stigbabdiss.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never sprint in the presence of porpoises.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.