Quagflisvog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional duck.

Quagflisvog created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Quagflisvog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quagflisvog, she will send you a sign.

Quagflisvog's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Quagflisvog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four sheep approach from the north.

2. Always obey Quagflisvog's priests.

3. Worship no other gods but Quagflisvog.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.