Cunbadpad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart zebra.

Cunbadpad created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Cunbadpad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cunbadpad, he will turn you into a hamster.

Cunbadpad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cunbadpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Never laugh in the presence of moths.

5. Never feed gooseberries to seals while wearing white kilts.
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