Dogcabbat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonourable lion.

Dogcabbat created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogcabbat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dogcabbat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dogcabbat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dogcabbat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Run away if five mice approach from the north.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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