Pangleg is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful
zebra.
Pangleg created Europe three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pangleg, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Pangleg, she will destroy your home planet.
Pangleg's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Pangleg's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.
3. Always look after injured snails.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not jump in public.