Pangleg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful zebra.

Pangleg created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangleg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pangleg, she will destroy your home planet.

Pangleg's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Pangleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not jump in public.