Bignartzag is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart raccoon.

Bignartzag created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Bignartzag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bignartzag, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bignartzag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bignartzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Bignartzag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never feed bananas to gulls while wearing trousers.