Dabshavmif is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless slug.

Dabshavmif created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dabshavmif, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabshavmif, it will turn you into a goat.

Dabshavmif's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dabshavmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never think about spacetime near bats while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing five gold spheres on your chest.

3. Put Dabshavmif first in all things.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Dabshavmif must be the most important thing in your life.