Rakgebzodkinvegdodsit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, clever donkey.

Rakgebzodkinvegdodsit created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakgebzodkinvegdodsit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rakgebzodkinvegdodsit, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rakgebzodkinvegdodsit's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Rakgebzodkinvegdodsit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rakgebzodkinvegdodsit first in all things.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not kill birds.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Rakgebzodkinvegdodsit in the centre of the settlement.