Renbutgar is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, wise hamster.

Renbutgar created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renbutgar, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Renbutgar, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Renbutgar's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Renbutgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Do not take Renbutgar's name in vain.

5. Do not stand on grass.