Flowgamniljan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful lizard.

Flowgamniljan created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowgamniljan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flowgamniljan, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Flowgamniljan's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flowgamniljan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing yellow hats.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Always help ants.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not make images of living things.