Stanrullfag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tiresome grasshopper.

Stanrullfag created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanrullfag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stanrullfag, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Stanrullfag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stanrullfag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Always treat great tits with great respect.

4. Retreat if three birds approach from the east.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.