Kopmipyog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, prudent tapir.

Kopmipyog created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopmipyog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kopmipyog, it will come to you in dreams.

Kopmipyog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kopmipyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.