Nartlarglat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, able walrus.

Nartlarglat created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartlarglat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nartlarglat, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nartlarglat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nartlarglat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Put Nartlarglat first in all things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not kill moths.

5. Never look at comets.