Tipkammif is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, boastful dragon.

Tipkammif created water four years ago.

If you believe in Tipkammif, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipkammif, she will make you grow a tail.

Tipkammif's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tipkammif's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray trousers.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing orange shorts and balancing six titanium spheres on your back.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Tipkammif.