Gamyimmon Lidjopjarndab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring human.

Gamyimmon Lidjopjarndab created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Gamyimmon Lidjopjarndab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gamyimmon Lidjopjarndab, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gamyimmon Lidjopjarndab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gamyimmon Lidjopjarndab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

4. Do not take Gamyimmon Lidjopjarndab's name in vain.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.