Quamlistfut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic coyote.

Quamlistfut created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamlistfut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quamlistfut, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Quamlistfut's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Quamlistfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Never think ill of sick goats.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Always wear fawn.