Cunyart is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, staggering chinchilla.

Cunyart created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Cunyart, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cunyart, she will turn you into a plant.

Cunyart's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cunyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Retreat if seven turtles approach from the east.