Mitsanvag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful penguin.

Mitsanvag created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mitsanvag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mitsanvag, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mitsanvag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Mitsanvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always obey Mitsanvag's priests.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.