Mabvanbif is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent crow.

Mabvanbif created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabvanbif, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mabvanbif, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mabvanbif's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Mabvanbif's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must love Mabvanbif.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.