Teencissfub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered goat.

Teencissfub created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teencissfub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Teencissfub, she will turn you into a puffin.

Teencissfub's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Teencissfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always wear green.

5. Always help badgers in need.