Jinfasdin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient penguin.

Jinfasdin created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jinfasdin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jinfasdin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jinfasdin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Jinfasdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near mice while wearing purple kilts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your feet.

3. Jinfasdin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always obey Jinfasdin's priests.

5. Worship no other gods but Jinfasdin.