Yimvonzim Sagfosslad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, pitiless fairy.

Yimvonzim Sagfosslad created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimvonzim Sagfosslad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yimvonzim Sagfosslad, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Yimvonzim Sagfosslad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yimvonzim Sagfosslad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Never wear red kilts.

3. Never feed limes to turtles while wearing boots.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yimvonzim Sagfosslad.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.