Getstragquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciless cobra.

Getstragquaf created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getstragquaf, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Getstragquaf, he will send you a sign.

Getstragquaf's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Getstragquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Getstragquaf must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.