Titpagraw is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating guinea pig.

Titpagraw created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titpagraw, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Titpagraw, she will laugh at you.

Titpagraw's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Titpagraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Titpagraw loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.