Hathunmummab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent rhinoceros.

Hathunmummab created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hathunmummab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hathunmummab, it will turn you into a goat.

Hathunmummab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hathunmummab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Hathunmummab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hathunmummab.

5. Never look at comets.