Pangcibbig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful shark.

Pangcibbig created tapeworms six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangcibbig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pangcibbig, she will turn you into a frog.

Pangcibbig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pangcibbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Hide if eight mice approach from the north.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Pray towards the west.