Gomlib is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty gnu.

Gomlib created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomlib, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gomlib, it will not care.

Gomlib's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gomlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about dark matter near foxes while wearing black hats and balancing six iron spheres on your feet.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.