Vonbogcit Hunbotsom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome hamster.

Vonbogcit Hunbotsom created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonbogcit Hunbotsom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vonbogcit Hunbotsom, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vonbogcit Hunbotsom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vonbogcit Hunbotsom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Do not skip in public.