Busnelbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak jackal.

Busnelbonk created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busnelbonk, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Busnelbonk, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Busnelbonk's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Busnelbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.