Migyarlyik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, ruthless wren.

Migyarlyik created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migyarlyik, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Migyarlyik, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Migyarlyik's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Migyarlyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six moths in a large pit.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Migyarlyik in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.