Cebgenwot is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart owl.

Cebgenwot created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebgenwot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebgenwot, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cebgenwot's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cebgenwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide if three pigs approach from the north.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Erect five iron sculptures of Cebgenwot on top of important buildings.