Bestlisttarp is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-knowing crocodile.

Bestlisttarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestlisttarp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestlisttarp, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bestlisttarp's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bestlisttarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect three copper sculptures of Bestlisttarp on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.