Dotzanmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, moody mouse.

Dotzanmeg created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotzanmeg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dotzanmeg, she will strike you with lightening.

Dotzanmeg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dotzanmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue turtles, for they are unholy.

2. Dotzanmeg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never paint your legs brown.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.