Titabtim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, quiet raccoon.

Titabtim created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Titabtim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Titabtim, she will make you grow a tail.

Titabtim's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Titabtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.