Kaddagleg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm salamander.

Kaddagleg created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kaddagleg, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kaddagleg, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Kaddagleg's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kaddagleg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Kaddagleg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never laugh near frogs.

5. Hide from gray moths for they are unholy.