Weexingad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, selfish scorpion.

Weexingad created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weexingad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weexingad, he will have a low opinion of you.

Weexingad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Weexingad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near otters while wearing cyan tights and balancing eight gold spheres on your face.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Weexingad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.