Vogmabsas is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, smart butterfly.

Vogmabsas created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogmabsas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vogmabsas, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vogmabsas' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vogmabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing red shoes and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Worship no other gods but Vogmabsas.