Kiptagtail is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous bear.

Kiptagtail created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiptagtail, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kiptagtail, he will remove you from existence.

Kiptagtail's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kiptagtail's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Kiptagtail in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near seals while wearing indigo shorts and balancing seven gold spheres on your legs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Kiptagtail in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.