Tonkwabbap Jonlenfod is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, uncaring skunk.

Tonkwabbap Jonlenfod created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkwabbap Jonlenfod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tonkwabbap Jonlenfod, it will turn you into a dog.

Tonkwabbap Jonlenfod's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tonkwabbap Jonlenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Tonkwabbap Jonlenfod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never sprint in the presence of horses.