Gadpadquartmutfoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing lion.

Gadpadquartmutfoss created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadpadquartmutfoss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gadpadquartmutfoss, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gadpadquartmutfoss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gadpadquartmutfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must love Gadpadquartmutfoss.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Do not stand on grass.