Gigbepmif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, confident shark.

Gigbepmif created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Gigbepmif, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gigbepmif, he will destroy your home planet.

Gigbepmif's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gigbepmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never feed lemons to ants while wearing green corsets.

4. Put Gigbepmif first in all things.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.