Logarnmig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, merciless wyrm.

Logarnmig created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logarnmig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Logarnmig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Logarnmig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Logarnmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must love Logarnmig.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.