Kimbemmaphen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, selfish bee.

Kimbemmaphen created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimbemmaphen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kimbemmaphen, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kimbemmaphen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Kimbemmaphen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Never skip in the presence of manatees.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.