Dodsinbug is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented
alligator.
Dodsinbug created everything that exists five million years ago.
If you believe in
Dodsinbug, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Dodsinbug, she will turn you into a plant.
Dodsinbug's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Dodsinbug's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. You must never eat melons.
3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.