Cemlipbom is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, fast
crocodile.
Cemlipbom created the universe four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cemlipbom, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Cemlipbom, it will turn you into a mouse.
Cemlipbom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Cemlipbom's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cemlipbom.
3. Never think about black holes.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Never feed oranges to pigs while wearing black jumpers.