Stigbemvol is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak gnu.

Stigbemvol created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigbemvol, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stigbemvol, it will have a low opinion of you.

Stigbemvol's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Stigbemvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Always obey Stigbemvol's priests.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never feed lots of gooseberries to frogs while wearing brown stockings.